You’re a grown-up. You’re going to see other grown-ups this weekend. The following is a list of things that might come up in casual conversation, or very serious conversation, or a conversation with yourself because no on else is interested in listening. In no particular order: - Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab. Apparently, his first name is not Bob. He’s put the nation in a tizzy by trying to bomb a Detroit bound plane on Christmas Day. Washington is trying to figure out how he got a … [Read more...]
Java in the fireplace on the 13th day of Christmas coffee
On the 13th day of Christmas coffee, my true love gave to me a three pound Java-Log… What the hell’s a Java Log, you ask? It’s one of those fake logs, like Duraflame, that you use in the fireplace, except it’s made out of recycled coffee grounds. No kidding. I put some real logs on top of it (which defeats the eco-friendly aspect of the product), light the corners and enjoy at least two hours of Crackling Sound! Illustrious Flames! That’s what it says right on the package. How could I not … [Read more...]